Jon Stewart rips Chris Wallace for comparing Obamacare to Katrina: ‘You might be out of your f*cking mind’
By Arturo Garcia
While Jon Stewart went to town  on Monday on media outlets for parroting Republicans and comparing the  Affordable Care Act’s (ACA) troubled implementation to Hurricane  Katrina, he stopped for a second to address Fox News Chris Wallace for  saying Katrina “ended within a week,” while the new law could affect  people “for years to come.”
“Are you out of your –”  Stewart began to say, before stopping once he heard his audience’s  collected groan. “Do you know you’ve disappointed our audience? They  think you might be out of your f*cking mind.” 
While he had no intentions of polishing the “.turd” that was the government health care exchange website healthcare.gov, Stewart said, he also mocked Republicans for being offended by the  comparison, and pointed out that Gov. Bobby Jindal’s refused to allow  his state to take part in one of the new health care exchanges offered  as part of the ACA while accusing the White House of “bullying”  Louisiana.
“Bullying?” Stewart asked  incredulously. “The feds were gonna pay for the Medicaid expansion. How  was that bullying? ‘Hey, four-eyes, you need to see an opthamologist, we  can cover that. How is that bullying?’”
Frustrated, Stewart turned to  his correspondents to find the proper George W. Bush-era debacle to link  to “Obamacare,” with Samantha Bee choosing the debate over  waterboarding political prisoners.
“Healthcare.gov is the towel  Obama is wrapping around our faces,” Bee explained. “And the board is  the failed promise of universal healthcare.”
“What’s the water?” Stewart asked her.
“I don’t know, water’s water, Jon,” Bee replied. “What am I, Robert Frost?” 
Meanwhile, Al Madrigal reached back further and compared the new law to the second war against Iraq.
“When I think ‘glitchy  website,’ the first thing that comes to my mind is, ‘decade-long war  started under false pretenses,’” Madrigal said. 
Watch Stewart and his panel discuss the failed “Obamacare” analogies, as posted online on Monday, below.
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